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i will *walks over to you and supervises*

*done fixing the kitchen* see? not that hard, now dont cook without being supervised next time okay?

*does the bang bang on the bed*

*walks in and starts fixing the kitchen*

fuck this im fixing the kitchen *goes to the kitchen*

YOU COULD'VE JUST WENT BACK HOME AND USE YOUR KITCHEN

HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DID YOU BURN THE WHOLE FUCKING KITCHEN DOWN?

*runs into the room and spanks your penis* NO

*grabs my phone*

*totally not searching sus shit on google*

YOU COULD'VE JUST MADE A SANDWHICH