All Posts in i pissed myself... There's shit everywhere.

listen to blue oyster cult.
DEAR CERES MAKE MY LAND FERTILE FOR MY CROPS TO GROW I BEG OF THEE.

this is what i say to my bitch before she gives me head.
im so MAD about the prices of products made for women. I get MAD about IT every DAY.
(im almost 6 foot btw, and i made a good investment in apple pie)


who else lives in CWCVILLE


bored. May as well do it.
if i was cool, my name would be gerogeius washietis lantinsti