tomb of the unknown user in i pissed myself... There's shit everywhere.

listen to blue oyster cult.
guys i have urgent news to tell. If i had a sword i'd hold it in a way so my dick can look big (which it is.)
saddest reality i have to accept is that being funny isn't able to get one into power of the united states of amercian offices.
so called "freedom" yet i can't publicly masturbate and then throw my cock on the counter in a wendy's.
yea, checkmate amercia.
good morning to all the ladys with the pretty feet. And the rest of y'all. Good morning i guess.


who else be johning there wanye?
(btw, yes. This is my voice. :3)