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making an Eminem diss track rn for funsies

absolutely no experience

if he sees this shit, imma get my meat beat like i fuckin reek

almost just had a fucking athsma attack in Spanish

;-;

Absolutely crazy

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GUYS

DON'T DRINK MY ALMOND WATER

IT'S SLEEP POISON

I JUST FIGURED THIS SHIT OUT

Well, it's not sleep poison, but it makes you sleepy and high

Trust

I drank a bottle of it at school and almost slept DURING LUNCH

I also drank it before bed and slept well

I made cashew water :DDD

Only Liquid Pain left now '^w^

Guys

I made Almond Water :D

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schoooolllll

whyy

Yo

Welcome to my introductory post cuz ik some of y'all lazyasses don't bother to check ppl's bios

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(Last updated: 14/05/25)

goofy ahh out of context eli compilation pt 1

Goofy ahh