All Posts in Cherro's circus

Ho ho ho merry Christmas from the pole
I hope it fucking snows
Don't eat the cookie dough
There's a Saint in the north pole and it isn't Saint Nick
Her name is Gertrude and she's got a loooooooong...
The only complaint I have abt the dnd movie is that it doesn't include a scene where the bard somehow seduces the dragon and they-
I'ma paint my whips maraschino, 'cause I'm a fuckin' diva
Baby, I don't rock Moschino, Versace, Valentino
Real Italiana mama, new Bottega, Prada-da
New Bottega, Prada-da, Prada-da
Hating someone with a deep passion but its healthy bc they're not real <3<3<3<3
I HATE HIM. HOW DO I KILL A FICTIONAL CHARACTER.
I fucking hate him I wish I could beat him up irl
Eeueeuheugh why does he have to EXIST.
Only oomfs will be allowed (halfly) to call me spyro. Anyone else who calls me that will be instantly blocked.