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Share your creations!
i scraped my skin on a frozen hash brown. A FUCKING HASH BROWN.
I'm thinking I probably caught a 3-day bug that a student passed on to me.
I'm getting COVID tested today. I still have a fever.
I have good news. I no longer have diarrhea!!
if this gets more then 20 likes I will change my profile pic to literally anything you guys want

Experiment 1: adding lol at the end of ANY statement to make it better