vents in Elvis Presley >:3

Elf on the Shelf..idk.
i just LOVE having a rare HAPPY moment between me and my brother
just for my mother to P!SS ME OFF and RUIN IT
i mean sure, i dont take care of myself, but YELLING AT ME DOESNT HELP
its called i lost my father when i was 9 so of course it fucked me up

how we gon hide this fellas
scotch tape👁👄👁
the pills the pills the pills the pills the pills
shit shit shit shit shit
the whips the pills the medicine the collar
cant breathe