evil scary mario news... in evil mushroom kingdom dimension

when gelvin hurt himself:

good morning krusty krew

goodnight sleepy time

if CYAN KILLER ever had a classic design, HE WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS.

grow a garden is shit

AND YOU'LL HAVE FUN

GET BACK, STOP IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

d'oh that's just too brutal,

i'm evil fucking scary mario.

they lost me in the woods

it's crumbling.

i'm honestly looking for more funny elevenlabs dub bullshits