neighbors in halloween are like "take only one candy" and it pisses me off so i have to take the whole bowl to fuzz them off, you don't want me have alot of candy, i take all of your's, this ruins trick or treating for me.

rabies

do you have to eat burnt toast with toothpaste served in 7-Eleven

why.

do you wish to drive? do you ever wish to drive a car anywhere? do you wish to reckless driving, you better get a drivers license first of all, you don't need to reckless drive, that's sound illegal, i will be doing that myself.

ouch!

if you're running out pages to write you better use the leaves to write, i hope you don't get poison ivy from the leaves, please don't do such a thing like i did.

peter griffin is being possessed by the peter griffin plush

you are one happy family

i'm not bored, i'm looking at mona lisa painting, because i have nothing to do, and i'm not bored, if i'm bored then i'm bored.