All Posts in stupid shit i post

Pardon, the cat is inevitable.

i do the sex

That is Squidward.

Oh.

Please tell me to do the dishes so that I'll do them, literally right now, I'm serious.

fun fact

i am in fact

not spongebob

i will run doom on your mom

can someone please refill my water bottle for me

if i get up i think i'll die

i love how the moment i follow a really cool fanfic writer on Ao3 that wrote a really good fic for a fandom i'm into they immediately proceed to only write fics for a single webcomic i've never heard of for the rest of their life

istfg the people on my tl who post the most out of anyoen are omori fans and they post next to nothing but omori

i haven't played omori and know pretty much jack shit about it

i'm not mad about it it's just weird

why does everyone hate the ships i like

i don't want your stupid straight people why is there a 100 to 1 ratio of fics about that to fics about my cute lesbian couples that apparently only i thought of