AUGUST 12, 2032. HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE.
@BeanieBoy24 's levels have been revoked for being shit poorly made like this one
@BeanieBoy24 Now works at robtop games, he will be responsible for making new main levels
robtops toilet has EXPLODED and due to spending all his money on a replacement geometry dash is CANCELLED. 2.3 has been sent to the year 2039.
robtop now shits on the floor cuz @/pestsided stole his toilet
i just clogged robtops toilet with probably the largest shit ever that i stole from a museum
geometry dash is now owned by skibid
clubstep funny strat has been REMOVED ;(
they made the spike before the jump A BIT CLOSER so now clubstep is unfunny
(im a collaborator now so um i made this as my first news thingy)
gamejolt x pornhub!!! gd sex has been added. oh shit, the feds are here
BREAKING NEWS! THIS JUST IN!
ROBTOP WILL STOP DEVELOPMENT ON GEOMETRY DASH AND SELL IT TO EA ON MAY 28TH 1987! THE END IS NEAR. THE END IS NEAR. THE END IS NEAR. THE END IS NEAR. THE END IS NEAR. THE END IS NEAR. THE END IS NEAR. THE END IS NEAR.
