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Geometry Dash has now completely rebranded to become a game made for learning geometry, now approved by 98M+ Schools around the world! No more cubes crashing into spikes! That was too violent anyways! Now this game only teaches geometry! How great!

it is now illegal to not have this image in your level

Geometry Dash now has no filter! you can say anything you want even if it is a threat to society or straight up innapropriate! Geometry dash will also now be rated ages 18 and above because of this change.

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Map Packs have been changed fully!

We are happy to announce that Pumpk The Bro (@PumpkBro ) is officially joining the Geometry News team to spread misinforma Real news with us!

And so is @__austin__! but he's less cool so we dont really care /j

Breaking news! Robtop says: "If geometry dash is not #1 on steam, i will start World War III"

This has caused a lot of fear in the community, just what is this man cooking?

Breaking news! @CupidRoses has been promoted to Moderator in Geometry Dash and has accidentally deleted everyone's save data! Fuck you

Breaking news! New geometry dash gamemode confirmed for 2.3: "The Gun"

You will be able to shoot any object with a gun making them disappear out of the level (objects can also be made immune to the gun by toggling a property in their edit special tab)

gd cologne is a furry

Breaking news! Famous youtuber "Gd Cologne" admits to having blown up the Geometry Dash servers back in January 4th 1987 4 PM EST! This has caused a lot of controversy and drama in the community!