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GEOMETRY NEWS!11!!

geometry dash now has a day streak!

with a partnership with duolingo!

(play everyday or else..)

i blew up robtop's lobotomy.

i blew up robtop's toilet.

Geometry Dash has now completely rebranded to become a game made for learning geometry, now approved by 98M+ Schools around the world! No more cubes crashing into spikes! That was too violent anyways! Now this game only teaches geometry! How great!

it is now illegal to not have this image in your level

Geometry Dash now has no filter! you can say anything you want even if it is a threat to society or straight up innapropriate! Geometry dash will also now be rated ages 18 and above because of this change.

Geometry News!

Map Packs have been changed fully!

We are happy to announce that Pumpk The Bro (@PumpkBro ) is officially joining the Geometry News team to spread misinforma Real news with us!

And so is @__austin__! but he's less cool so we dont really care /j

Breaking news! Robtop says: "If geometry dash is not #1 on steam, i will start World War III"

This has caused a lot of fear in the community, just what is this man cooking?

Breaking news! @CupidRoses has been promoted to Moderator in Geometry Dash and has accidentally deleted everyone's save data! Fuck you