Announcements in The Gnarp Cult

#GreenDidNothingWrong

HAPPY NEW YEARRRRRRRRR ❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗

NEW YEAR NEW GLOVE

The great meme reset is here wohooooo!!!!!!!! ALSO HAPPY NEW YEAR! IT'S 2026! YAAAAAY

Lets take down the decorations now

Woohoo! 400 FOLLOWERS! Thank you @-StaticMoth- for being the 400th follower

We found the pieces some plot twist happened but we have the tree but what cost? Friendships have ruined, people feel like shit including me I JUST WANT TO FUCKING KILL MY SELF

Eeeeeeee only one more follower till 400 eeeeee

instead of slowjolt what if we just use #notveryfastjolt... that would be a bit more kind..

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IT IS MY #Birthday

I will release the updates soon, i have a lot on my list though, anyways, thanks everyone for supporting me. #Cya

thank you everyone for 6 followers 😍😍😍

BAD NEWS! THE GNARP CULT CHRISTMAS TREE IS GONE! AND WE DIDN'T EVN GET TO PUT THE STAR ON!!!