Random (NOT GNARPY) things in The Gnarp Cult

SHOW UR LOVE FOR OUR SILLY GOOBER GNARPY!! #GNAPPY FOREVER <- fr
someone turn on the post-idea-creator3000!
i need ideas for posts!
what is the greatest cult ever
@small_table needs 34 more followers until 100 followers, so can you follow him (i am sorry that 3 posts in 2 days have been shoutouts but i'm feeling bored and wanna be nice)
i want to start a mass sacrificing.
(serious article [like actually])
For anyone who wants to get to know me and hasn't already, you should look at my pinned post! It can tell you (a few) things about me! <3
That's all I wanted to say for now... :3
(Look, I'm just bored okay? 😅)
ive done nothing but teleport bread for a day.

Follows rule 1
worships .. heh gnarpy

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