Random (NOT GNARPY) things in The Gnarp Cult

SHOW UR LOVE FOR OUR SILLY GOOBER GNARPY!! #GNAPPY FOREVER
I think gamejolt needs a vigilante :P i'm gonna become the one and only... idk yet. maybe batman or smth
gnarps... kill @greensnewhost for me...
@krisreal defeated green assassin :P i return now!!!
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THIS is what i was gatekeeping.
whoa! good to be in control of this account again. don't worry about jack, he is just crying in the corner from his insaneness...? that doesn't seem like a him thing to do.