Hiring in McDonalds (dead i guess)

Welcome to McDonalds, how may I help you?

i need money to pay cat food bills

cAn I wOrK HeRe PLs

Hello, i came for the interview to be an employee please?

*Sells my soul*

hey can I have a job here

I can make burgers

I can clean every room

bacically everything

so what do you say

ok who was the one who wanted a interview

Ok

I have a new way to make the burgers

To make them delicious

who wanna get a job for once