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How did you become Golden Davey?

Well first I beat the shit out of a blue hedgehog.

who win

My phone battery when on 2% for no reason:

you ever just choke on air

no I didn't yiff the fax

that was my identical cousin

Sportsy, I don't understand. how did the tin man end up with the short purple sucker and not the attractive cone-legged lady.

yo who wins

The Dayman or Henry Miller

murder drones?

nah we got drone murder

so I said to henry

"how creation joy live of forever"

Sportsy, how the fuck did you burn the water.