quotes by characters in Inky Abyss AU (ye, title change AGAIN)

"Sometimes low self esteem comes with a side of depression." - Sammy Lawrence

"A happy personality, a sad and depressing childhood which involves being traumatised by World War 2, being caged inside a mental hospital and on your 14th birthday your twin sister gives you a mind control collar and then she tells you kill." - Joey Drew

"So anyways, did I tell you I was hybristophilic?" - Henry Stein

"What." - Sammy Lawrence

"Don't ask why I have a video camera under my hat." - Wally Franks

"When everyone is working together it all goes smoothly. When one person doesn't, everything stops." - Joey Drew, DCTL, page ???

"Your big eyes makes it hard for someone to take you seriously, Joey." - Henry Stein

"So have I ever told you about my severe stupidity problem?" - Joey Drew

"I got tranquilizers, poison, sharp objects and corpses in my basement, wanna see?" - Joey Drew

"What the fuck did you just bring upon this cursed land, Joey." - Henry Stein

"James, I didn't know you could get a woman!" - Belle Connor when she found out her little bro has a wife

Thomas doesn't like being called his middle name, he just, doesn't like being called that

just-

yeah