quotes by characters in Inky Abyss AU (ye, title change AGAIN)

"I JUST WANNA LAY ON MY BED- AND JUST- HAVING THE URGE TO DIE-" - Sammy Lawrence

"Anata o fakku, Henri-San. Kimi mo, Joi-Yobisute.
Soshite hoka no min'na. Sayonara, anata o fakku." - Sammy

"Anata wa nihongo ga kan'nodearu to iu jijitsu o riyo shite, jigoku no kono ana de min'na o bujoku suru koto o aete shimasu." - Buddy

"I shouldn't have married a pyromaniac." - Ethan Lewek

"Reject skirts. Return to pants." - Abby Lambert who's a cross-dressing fuck

"Okay, now I'm resisting the urge to make a joke about phallic symbolism." - Joey Drew

"MOM I JUST LOST MY VIRGINITY-" - Sammy Lawrence

"Sayonara motherfuckers." - Sammy Lawrence

"I have five names and TWO OF THEM ARE HEBREW AND JEWISH-" - Buddy Lewek being mad for some reason

"Eyes are the softest organ in the human body. It's soft as butter. It's also a perfect substitute for a cherry on a sundae." - Joey Drew

"If you want someone to notice you, have a beautiful woman on your arm." - Joey Drew, TIOL, page ???