quotes by characters in Inky Abyss AU (ye, title change AGAIN)

"Don't be depresso, have some espresso!" - Norman Polk, passing his espresso to Sammy one time when they were walking to work

"MA I WANT YOUR FUCKING HOMEMADE MATZO BALL SOUP." - Dorothy Lewek, after her shift at work literally bursting into the apartment at 11PM

"Moje oczy mogą kurwa łuna, Irena. Nazywa się tapetum lucidum." - Mr Unger

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"No, I don't include Daniel or Wallace, that would count as pedophilla. The only reason I hired them is I need more help around this place. And manipulation." - Joey Drew

"Everytime I see a guy I find attractive I invite them to work at the studio so I can just stalk them everyday. Every. Single. Fucking. Day. Well except for Sunday where we have the day off." - Joey Drew aka the Gay Fuckshit

"So I threw my backpack into the lake in Central Park. That bag had papers, pens, inkwells and my grandpa's nightshirt. The water turned a bit black and I was like 'oh shit'. It won't be long until my uncle Flynn fishes it out of the lake." - Buddy Lewek

"OH SHIT SAMMY'S EYES ARE PINK EVERYBODY RUN-" - Norman Polk

"My brother may not look like a psychopath, but I assure you he killed our parents and set their graves on fire during the funeral." - Theodore Connor introducing Allison to Tom

"Depression is not wanting to die. It's wishing that you never existed." - Lisa Rodriguez

"Disculpe señor pero qué carajo" - Sammy Lawrence