quotes by characters in Inky Abyss AU (ye, title change AGAIN)

Beware the Ink Demon who lurks in the Inky Abyss

"oh fuck im surrounded with Nazis-" - Ethan Lewek, aka a Jewish soldier's last words before he kicks the bucket and meets his mother-in-law

"fajnie, że suka nie żyje." - Mr Unger seeing his death from afar in the concentration camp

"OJCIEC I-" Irena Lewek

"So yeah my psychosis is inherited from my mother what else do you want of my past life? Hm? Me being gay for multiple guys at the same time? No? Then f u c k y o u." - Joey Drew

"WHY DO I ALWAYS FALL FOR MEN WHO ARE ALREADY TAKEN-" - Joey Drew

"They never expect a gay motherfucker with cat thigh highs who also cross-dresses 24/7 being a mass murderer, do they?" - Joey Drew

"So yeah my dad tries to fight his reflection on a mirror whenever he sees it on a daily basis. I'm sure he's fine. Well he is mentally unstable." - Alyssa Connor

"I have a perfectly NOT gay explanation of why I was in Joey's apartment, watching him get dressed, complimenting em and calling him a pet name. Okay?! [pulls out a gun] FUCK OFF OUR RELATIONSHIP IS PLATONIC-" - Kyle

"MAYONAISE IS A FUCKING INSTRUMENT IF YOU EVER SAY IT'S NOT AGAIN I WILL LITERALLY SNAP YOUR NECK-" - Ink!Sammy

"Ma looks sweet, which she is. She's also a cannibal, arsonist, and murderer, in fact one of the most wanted criminals of NYC. I'm not sure how Pa had the guts to marry her, she said she's been like this since she was 19, but what the fuck." - Dot Lewek

"Note to self: Joey is vulnerable when flustered." - Nathan Arch Sr.