general in purple army

WE NEED HELP AGAINST THE REDS, THEY HAVE POISENED US WITH RADIATION.
{OFFICIAL PURPLE ARMY MESSAGE}

EVACUATE, THE REDS HAVE LAUNCHED MISSILES
{OFFICIAL WARNING FROM PURPLE ARMY}

JOIN THE PURPLE ARMY, WE MUST STOP THE WAR!

wassup green army
{OFFICIAL PURPLE ARMY MESSAGE}

oops, i accidentally mixed purple and green, now it makes dark gray army

pls stop fighting guys