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Oh, No! We're just here to clobber you a fuckton of times, over the head.
I'm having way too much fun with Dave's TTS voice-
give me something for him to say-
When I last played through the evil route of DSaF 3, I pinned the murder on Matt...
I mean just look at him! He obviously was the one who did it! He looks like a child murderer-
Davetrap:
*talks about how he's immortal*
Also Davetrap:
Gets fucking beheaded by Jacktrap/Henry WITH their bare hands
i'm gonna make Matt just so that I can have Davetrap "Bite of '87," him, because Matt is terrifying AF
If I do ever remaster DSaF 3 (I really want to) I'm gonna add a third option to when you encounter Davetrap and it's "Throw Hands"
You start a 1v1 battle, and when you attack him, it does no damage and you take damage, because you just punched metal.
It is I, Dave, 'The Springtrap' Miller!
I'm eating a kebab in the dark
- Dave Miller
1/3 chance Dave lands 'Corrupted No More!' on Cyn and she dies instantly-
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF...
A U B E R G I N E
M A N
Yo imagine the FNF song Silly Billy but it's Jacktrap vs Jack-