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I will never forget my dads words before he kicked the bucket. The words were...

Why is “dark” spelled with a K and not a C?

Because you can’t C in the dark

Heheh

My mind

Imagine you're in a pitch dark room and you have no idea how to escape.

Just stop imagining.

The pessimist sees a dark tunnel. The optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel. The realist sees a freight train.

The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

Dios nos ha abandonado

fnaf meme

Hi, staff of Sh*tpost Central.

Here is my version 1 (revision possible if ask) of a new banner I made for your community. Do you like it?

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Wow! I can’t believe I didn’t think off this soo- AHHHHH!!!

Do it