General in Sh*tpost Central

You already know this will be the lock screen for my phone XD

After buying groceries, I sat on the San Francisco pier and pondered life. My laundry detergent tipped over... now I’m

Sittin on the dock of a bay, watching my Tide roll away.

The best diary of a wimpy kid book.

Times New Roman, Arial, and Sans Serif walk into a bar

Before they can order a drink the bartender yells,

"Get out, we don't serve your type here!"

Oh hell nah

I got flung 💀

Thanks bro

If you sweat in a sweater, doesn't that mean you are technically the sweater?

My brain literally just thought of this and now it is broken lol.

fucking nostalgia