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Call 911


*They ask me for money on the street*
Me: Sorry, I don't have any money.
The coin that fell out of my pocket



Diabetics when they are told "Sweet Dreams"


*They ask me for money on the street*
Me: Sorry, I don't have any money.
The coin that fell out of my pocket
Diabetics when they are told "Sweet Dreams"