Ask dumb questions to get dumb answers!

As we don't have questions yet, let's kick off the first one:

Q: Why does GameJolt have the word "Jolt" in its name?

Well, come up with a silly answer and ask the next question and we can game on ;)

A: Because it cannot has "Jolt" in its nose.

Q: Why green is not blue?

Q: Because it also ain't purple

A: How many devs wear jeans every day?

A: None. The jeans just happen to be in their legs.

Q: Why professional programmers didn't like BASIC in 80s?

A: It was too BASIC, and they could C already that other lanuagues were better (read: needlessly more complicated).

Q: How did "Five Nights At Freddies" become so viral?

A: Because it couldn't become an orthonormal basis, so it became viral.

Q: What does 'Q' stand for in this context?

A: We can ask the same about the "A".

Q: Why do we even visit forums?

A: Because we also visit cemeteries

Q: Why all passengers in a bus face frontside of the bus?

A: Because nobody has a face on the backside of his/her body

Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A: None, the woodchuck is dead. I just ate it.

Q: How to close your computer in the best possible way?

A: Hang this sign on it

Q: What's the deal with "tube" in the site name "YouTube"?

A: A devil deal.

Q: Why do men consume porn so much?

A: Well I guess some porn models look pretty tasty (we're speaking of "consuming" right).

Q: Why are bananas yellow?

A: Because if they were orange, they would be called oranges instead

Q: Why do people eat everyday?

A: Because they don't eat every second

Q: Why is the programming language "C" simply called "C"?

A: Because the author got C in his report

Q: How to put an elephant into a fridge?

Q: Easy! Open the door, put the elephant in and close the door!

A: Do you know how to put a horse into a fridge?

(By the way, Phantasar, did you just mix up Q and A...?)

A: You don't have to, it's already there.

Q: How to take the elephant out of the fridge?

(That easily happens when you also post in the ANTI-JOKE thread).

A: Door open. Elephant out. Close door!

Q: How did Bill Gates get rich by selling crap?

A: He wasn't in the fridge.

Q: Why people are still using Windows?

(and please no Linux dependency jokes this time)

A: Because I cannot open a Linux to ventilate the house (see, no dependecy joke. Happy now?)

Q: Why can the word "mac" refer to both a computer and a hamburger restaurant?

A: Because Mr Mac invented them both

Q: How would you create a singularity?

A: You break a multilarity to pieces, and keep one.
Q: How did we evolve before Darwin invented evolution?

A: The same way as Darwin's evolution
Q: What is the best way to see in the dark?

A: Turn the lights on.

Q: Why people love numbers so much?

A: Because they're sexier than Hiragana symbols

Q: Mommy, why hasn't daddy returned from the big war?

A: Because the war hasn't started yet.

Q: How to kill an elephant?

A : Just kill the elephant
Q : What is the best way to walk on water?

A: Replace the water with concrete.

Q: How much oxygen does it take to kill a human?

A: Replace the oxygen with cyanide

Q: Fred, does this skinny woman standing right next to me make me look fat?