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Ask dumb questions to get dumb answers!

by Jeroen P. Broks @Trickyover 9 years ago

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Just another little game....

When you come in you see a dumb question like:

Q: Why does an apple grow on a tree.

Just answer the question in a rather silly way like:

A: Because they don't grow on cars

Then ask the next silly question in the same post for somebody else to answer.

A few "rules":

  • I don't mind a few "mature" jokes in this thread, but keep it a bit clean

  • Try to refrain from foul language

  • You don't HAVE to answer the question correctly, you MAY do that, but it just has to be silly. Truth or lies are insignificant as far as this thread is concerned.

Do we all have it? Good! Then let's start the game!

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Jeroen P. Broks @Tricky
over 9 years ago

As we don't have questions yet, let's kick off the first one:

Q: Why does GameJolt have the word "Jolt" in its name?

Well, come up with a silly answer and ask the next question and we can game on ;)

Jani Nykänen @jani-nykanen
over 9 years ago

A: Because it cannot has "Jolt" in its nose.

Q: Why green is not blue?

Jeroen P. Broks @Tricky
over 9 years ago

Q: Because it also ain't purple

A: How many devs wear jeans every day?

Last modified on February 9, 2016 by Jeroen P. Broks @Tricky

Jani Nykänen @jani-nykanen
over 9 years ago

A: None. The jeans just happen to be in their legs.

Q: Why professional programmers didn't like BASIC in 80s?

Jeroen P. Broks @Tricky
over 9 years ago

A: It was too BASIC, and they could C already that other lanuagues were better (read: needlessly more complicated).

Q: How did "Five Nights At Freddies" become so viral?

Jani Nykänen @jani-nykanen
over 9 years ago

A: Because it couldn't become an orthonormal basis, so it became viral.

Q: What does 'Q' stand for in this context?

Last modified on February 9, 2016 by Jani Nykänen @jani-nykanen

Jeroen P. Broks @Tricky
over 9 years ago

A: We can ask the same about the "A".

Q: Why do we even visit forums?

Dark Bloodbane @DarkBloodbane
over 9 years ago

A: Because we also visit cemeteries

Q: Why all passengers in a bus face frontside of the bus?

Jeroen P. Broks @Tricky
over 9 years ago

A: Because nobody has a face on the backside of his/her body

Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Jani Nykänen @jani-nykanen
over 9 years ago

A: None, the woodchuck is dead. I just ate it.

Q: How to close your computer in the best possible way?

Jeroen P. Broks @Tricky
over 9 years ago

A: Hang this sign on it

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Q: What's the deal with "tube" in the site name "YouTube"?

Jani Nykänen @jani-nykanen
over 9 years ago

A: A devil deal.

Q: Why do men consume porn so much?

Last modified on February 10, 2016 by Jani Nykänen @jani-nykanen

Jeroen P. Broks @Tricky
over 9 years ago

A: Well I guess some porn models look pretty tasty (we're speaking of "consuming" right).

Q: Why are bananas yellow?

Dark Bloodbane @DarkBloodbane
over 9 years ago

A: Because if they were orange, they would be called oranges instead

Q: Why do people eat everyday?

Jeroen P. Broks @Tricky
over 9 years ago

A: Because they don't eat every second

Q: Why is the programming language "C" simply called "C"?

Dark Bloodbane @DarkBloodbane
over 9 years ago

A: Because the author got C in his report

Q: How to put an elephant into a fridge?

Jeroen P. Broks @Tricky
over 9 years ago

Q: Easy! Open the door, put the elephant in and close the door!

A: Do you know how to put a horse into a fridge?

Jani Nykänen @jani-nykanen
over 9 years ago

(By the way, Phantasar, did you just mix up Q and A...?)

A: You don't have to, it's already there.

Q: How to take the elephant out of the fridge?

Jeroen P. Broks @Tricky
over 9 years ago

(That easily happens when you also post in the ANTI-JOKE thread).

A: Door open. Elephant out. Close door!

Q: How did Bill Gates get rich by selling crap?

Jani Nykänen @jani-nykanen
over 9 years ago

A: He wasn't in the fridge.

Q: Why people are still using Windows?

(and please no Linux dependency jokes this time)

Jeroen P. Broks @Tricky
over 9 years ago

A: Because I cannot open a Linux to ventilate the house (see, no dependecy joke. Happy now?)

Q: Why can the word "mac" refer to both a computer and a hamburger restaurant?

nik @nik
over 9 years ago
In response to %{ user }@Tricky

A: Because Mr Mac invented them both

Q: How would you create a singularity?

Fernando @YLivay
over 9 years ago

A: You break a multilarity to pieces, and keep one.
Q: How did we evolve before Darwin invented evolution?

Dark Bloodbane @DarkBloodbane
over 9 years ago

A: The same way as Darwin's evolution
Q: What is the best way to see in the dark?

Jani Nykänen @jani-nykanen
over 9 years ago

A: Turn the lights on.

Q: Why people love numbers so much?

Eezy Seven @EezySeven
over 9 years ago

A: Because they're sexier than Hiragana symbols

Q: Mommy, why hasn't daddy returned from the big war?

Jani Nykänen @jani-nykanen
over 9 years ago

A: Because the war hasn't started yet.

Q: How to kill an elephant?

Dark Bloodbane @DarkBloodbane
over 9 years ago

A : Just kill the elephant
Q : What is the best way to walk on water?

Jani Nykänen @jani-nykanen
over 9 years ago

A: Replace the water with concrete.

Q: How much oxygen does it take to kill a human?

Eezy Seven @EezySeven
over 9 years ago

A: Replace the oxygen with cyanide

Q: Fred, does this skinny woman standing right next to me make me look fat?