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Ask dumb questions to get dumb answers!

by Jeroen P. Broks @Trickyover 9 years ago

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Just another little game....

When you come in you see a dumb question like:

Q: Why does an apple grow on a tree.

Just answer the question in a rather silly way like:

A: Because they don't grow on cars

Then ask the next silly question in the same post for somebody else to answer.

A few "rules":

  • I don't mind a few "mature" jokes in this thread, but keep it a bit clean

  • Try to refrain from foul language

  • You don't HAVE to answer the question correctly, you MAY do that, but it just has to be silly. Truth or lies are insignificant as far as this thread is concerned.

Do we all have it? Good! Then let's start the game!

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Jeroen P. Broks @Tricky
almost 6 years ago

Q: No we need two.
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So we need a second mirror, and flip that back, so we got a true copy

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Jeroen P. Broks @Tricky
almost 6 years ago

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almost 6 years ago

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diskland @disk_land
almost 6 years ago

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Jeroen P. Broks @Tricky
almost 6 years ago

A: You asked it!

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almost 6 years ago

A: It was median and mode

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Kai Hartmann @k3nzngtn
almost 6 years ago

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almost 6 years ago

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almost 6 years ago

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Jeroen P. Broks @Tricky
almost 6 years ago

A: Looking for hands... Hey "main" means "hand"

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diskland @disk_land
almost 6 years ago

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Q: Would you try it?

Last modified on September 23, 2019 by diskland @disk_land

Jeroen P. Broks @Tricky
almost 6 years ago

A: Nah... I like coffee too much. A Dutch without coffee ain't Dutch.

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almost 6 years ago

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Raptor05 @Raptor05
almost 6 years ago

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Jeroen P. Broks @Tricky
almost 6 years ago

A+Q: What rule?

Dark Bloodbane @DarkBloodbane
almost 6 years ago

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Jeroen P. Broks @Tricky
almost 6 years ago

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diskland @disk_land
almost 6 years ago

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Jeroen P. Broks @Tricky
almost 6 years ago

A: I think so

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almost 6 years ago

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almost 6 years ago

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almost 6 years ago

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Last modified on September 30, 2019 by Jeroen P. Broks @Tricky

TheMickiestToy @Aaaaaa_man4832
over 3 years ago

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A: Its 2

Last modified on April 24, 2022 by TheMickiestToy @Aaaaaa_man4832