Games That Threaten The Player's Sexuality - self explanatory
Confusion - make a confusing game, though the confusion shouldn't be in complication
A.G.O. (Attention-Grabbing Opening) - make a game which begins with something that sucks you right in, even if the rest of the game is nowhere near as exciting
A.G.N. (Attention-Grabbing Name) - see KniteBlargh's profile
Poor Indie/Commercial/Film Remake - steal ideas from an indie/commercial game or a film and make a deliberately bad game out of them
Good Indie/Commercial/Film Remake - steal ideas from an indie/commercial game or a film, preferrably an awful one, and make a good game out of them
A Game Called "..." - create a game with a given title. All entries should have that same one title
Gimmicks - game should have a single gimmick which is basically the heart of the game
Where's the First? - the game should be the sequel to a game that doesn't exist. There could then be loads of back references that the player can't even begin to understand
Anti-Instinct - the game should go against what players would generally assume to be fact. For example, spikes and enemies could be harmless and walls could be one-hit kills, or bullets fired at a ship could be helpful, not harmful, with power-ups the opposite
Innuendo - had to be said. The game is a giant, cheesy sexual reference. Example: the player could be a damaged robot which, to repair itself, needs to suck nuts up and, at the end of every level, get screwed