One day, the good old eldritch god egg Flumpty Bumpty drank his tea and thought "Maybe starting another apocalypse would be fun?" and thus he started his proleptic mass murder sprees. After getting a bit too out of control and finding that humans just weren't cutting it anymore, he decided to start hunting his friends. After forcing a random ass news station to send out his declaration of such an act, he went to his pent house to rest up and relax before his bloodlust spikes again.

When Birthday Boy Blam gets Flumpty's declaration, he decides to round up the rest of the shit heads that live in the same weird pocket dimension Flumpty resides in and beat his ass. Before so, he not only needs to beat several camera's that conveniently unlock the path to Flumpty's private suite, but also find a way to counter Flumpty's bullshit plot immunity before Flumpty has finally stopped waiting and decides to beat your ass.

A various of wacky characters who aren't hesitant to beat the shit out inanimate objects
A variety of areas, with a few unique mechanics per area
Eggs
A verity of foods that will beat your ass (probably)
A verity of cameras that will beat your ass (definitely, especially later on)
A cornucopia of music that isn't mine and properly repeats
A few music tracks that are mine
Breakfast items that require eggs that aren't made with eggs

Shit ain't running? You need RPG Maker Vx Ace RTP (here) for the game to run, like at all.
Want parts of the OST that aren't mine? I put them in a playlist on Youtube (here). The parts of the OST which are closely related to each other are clumped together.
Want to see the collection of posts about this project? Scroll down or click this link (here).