I hope this is NOT real

Mi serpiente esta solida

🤠🎅

yeah should be good

💀🐶

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Bro she already got a son

Hay alguien español aquí aun?

Finnaly

WHEN MY GF SAYS I GOT A LOT OF SMEGMA

(IDK WHATS THAT I THINK SHE SAYS IM A SIGMA)