2 months ago

12 days of Joltmas - Lyrics by CDistheguy (parody of 12 days of christmas)


On the 1st day of joltmas, gamejolt gave to me

A temporary avatar frame

On the 2nd day of joltmas, gamejolt gave to me

2 sticker packs

And a temporary avatar frame

On the 3rd day of joltmas, gamejolt gave to me

3 world quests

2 sticker packs

And a temporary avatar frame

On the 4th day of joltmas, gamejolt gave to me

4 unfollows

3 world quests

2 sticker packs

And a temporary avatar frame

On the 5th day of joltmas, gamejolt gave to me

5 GJTP!

4 unfollows

3 world quests

2 sticker packs

And a temporary avatar frame

On the 6th day of joltmas, gamejolt gave to me

6 suicide baiters

5 GJTP!

4 unfollows

3 world quests

2 sticker packs

And a temporary avatar frame

On the 7th day of joltmas, gamejolt gave to me

7 random bans

6 suicide baiters

5 GJTP!

4 unfollows

3 world quests

2 sticker packs

And a temporary avatar frame

On the 8th day of joltmas, gamejolt gave to me

8 manchildren

7 random bans

6 suicide baiters

5 GJTP!

4 unfollows

3 world quests

2 sticker packs

And a temporary avatar frame

On the 9th day of joltmas, gamejolt gave to me

9 friend requests

8 manchildren

7 random bans

6 suicide baiters

5 GJTP!

4 unfollows

3 world quests

2 sticker packs

And a temporary avatar frame

On the 10th day of joltmas, gamejolt gave to me

10 #nevergoon

9 friend requests

8 manchildren

7 random bans

6 suicide baiters

5 GJTP!

4 unfollows

3 world quests

2 sticker packs

And a temporary avatar frame

On the 11th day of joltmas, gamejolt gave to me

11 gifts for quests

10 #nevergoon

9 friend requests

8 manchildren

7 random bans

6 suicide baiters

5 GJTP!

4 unfollows

3 world quests

2 sticker packs

And a temporary avatar frame

On the 12th day of joltmas, game jolt gave to meeeeee...

12 charged stickers

11 gifts for quests

10 #nevergoon

9 friend requests

8 manchildren

7 random bans

6 suicide baiters

5 GJTP!

4 unfollows

3 world quests

2 sticker packs

AND A TEMPORARY AVATAR FRAAAAAAAAAAAME!

Memes
Gamejolt Nation! ⚡ General
The Jolt Hangout General
PumpkBro's Underwater Luxurious Submarine (PBULS) 🌐The Main Hub🌐 (General)
bread👍 general
The Mercedes Benz Dealership Re-opened general
9


5 comments

Loading...

Next up

DOOM JOLT development in a nutshell

Why is GJ home to the most goofy drama of all time

Ah yes, my mint condition uuka stickers from 2025, i shall protect you at all costs

Starting off the Halloween spooky season hype early with a Brand New Sticker pack!

Drop a Charged Sticker on ANY of my posts to grab a pack!

I remember the time i made a gjtp member call for backup

(7 month old pic FYI)

Big thank you to Nintendo UK for hooking me up with a copy of Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door & this beautiful DIY #PaperMario Diorama that I just about managed to put together 😅🔨 I look forward to checking out the game 👍 #nintendoswitch #gifted #ad

A better showcase of @NoahHensley_24d4 's cyberdemon, as i don't think the one i showed in august was great.

If he doesn't post within one month, i will mark his account as DEAD like @mwwm

This may actually be the most anticlimactic final boss of all time