"TRUST ME, KRIS. I'VE BEEN SELLING [[Weed]] SINCE [[1997]]"

IM OLD

dead.

GOT COOKED BY THE OLD MAN

I AM COMPLETLY COOKED FR

Im cooked

Ok Now im actually cooked

Oh no

LE VENCI AL ROARING KNIGHT OTRA VEZ, POR TERCERA VEZ!!

Who is this? (Wrong answers only)