i went way too hard for this

(this video will play whenever you're idle on the title screen long enough. yes it's 4:3 because it's actually supposed to be in-game)

"You must enter a post."

"Kid named finger couldn't be real!" my best friend douglas using the ammonia powder and bleach in my basement to make mustard gas and kill us both:

You're never gonna see him ever again.

(only chads get the refrence)

THERE WILL BE PEACE

LOOK CLOSER

new song

penis man 2: strike back

Summer 2022

A REVOLUTION SHALL COMMENCE