i went way too hard for this

(this video will play whenever you're idle on the title screen long enough. yes it's 4:3 because it's actually supposed to be in-game)

Summer 2022

#VideoGameDay2022

It's not even close.

LOOK CLOSER

LOOK CLOSER PERHAPS?

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penis man 2: strike back

"You must enter a post."

You're never gonna see him ever again.

(only chads get the refrence)

"Kid named finger couldn't be real!" my best friend douglas using the ammonia powder and bleach in my basement to make mustard gas and kill us both: