You're never gonna see him ever again.

(only chads get the refrence)

MY ARMY IS GROWING STRONGER

new song

i went way too hard for this

(this video will play whenever you're idle on the title screen long enough. yes it's 4:3 because it's actually supposed to be in-game)

A REVOLUTION SHALL COMMENCE

Summer 2022

penis man 2: strike back

LOOK CLOSER PERHAPS?

HA______

"Kid named finger couldn't be real!" my best friend douglas using the ammonia powder and bleach in my basement to make mustard gas and kill us both: