........But at what cost though??? I'm afraid this is why this one gotten so much delays because this one had so much brutal information here!!!! Just read it for yourselves and find out why!!!! And yes, good old “Elena” Elenna Movieseen was super enjoyable while this was all happening!!!!! And of course, YES!!!! She was in a positive mood and everything!!!! She's between 118 to 123-ish years old at this point.....I think???? What do you all expect from all of this???? Anyways, enjoy all of this while it'll last for a bit.....You're all going to need it!!!!!

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Twurky Terks CD Recorded Parody Archivos #4 - (For Mr. Lazynose "Mr. Lazyhose" Only) - Created on: April 2nd, 2025

(Officially Created on: April 3rd, 2025)

(Originally Recorded on: October 12th, 2024)

Officially recorded from: “Reno” Reeno Haverrno, “Rude” Rurotto Mudertto, “Tseng” Tsanged Tsungsoog, & “Elena” Elenna Movieseen

(“Reno” Reeno Haverrno) - This is the fourth parody entry of the Twurky Terks CD Recorded Parody Archivos of Draxx Dustun Studios!!!! JJS Parody Mascot #5, known as “Mr. Lazynose” or also to be known as “Mr. Lazyhose”, was officially captured from us right after a brutal/fatal watering hosing fight after nearly just 5 to 10 whole minutes of fatal importanceness!!!! Wait….That didn’t came out right……Anyways, officially created from JJS HQ back on October 23rd, 1925, Mr. Lazynose was known as originally being an official host of his very own hotel area for vacations!!!! But of course, as soon as after we’d captured him, we then saw a few of his official archived JJS HQ papers and it sadly had some horrifying and dark secrets within more of this investigation-ness here!!!!

(“Tseng” Tsanged Tsungsoog) - While exploring and experimenting on almost all of Mr. Lazyhose’s parody documents and everything, we’d officially discovered that Mr. Lazynose wasn’t always a parody mascot made from both JJS HQ and Nave Jonnson, himself!!!! He was actually all made from a strange machine!!!! According to Mr. Lazyhose’s JJS parody document number #1122, it had stated that this parody-like machine was actually made back on April 3rd, 1344, from a different parody-like company!!! Which, of course, has been abandoned since May 17th, 1878!!!! This parody machine was supposed to create parody mascots with just singles of drawings and rubber/clay-like materials, but due to some horrifying modifications from its original owners, all of that went horribly wrong!!!!

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(“Rude” Rurotto Mudertto) - Since then, it was officially gifted towards, of course, Jax Justun Studios!!!! And it was then remodeled for creating Mr. Lazyhose’s first and second parody designs!!!! One of them being for DDS HQ and the other one officially for JJS HQ!!!!! During that day when he was created, all of it was officially a success!!!! But according to Mr. Lazynose’s JJS parody document number #1133, it appears with all of the new modifications on that old parody machine thingy-thing, a couple of bumps and bruises were controlling the minds of Mr. Lazyhose!!!!!!!

(“Elena” Elenna Movieseen) - OH MY GOD!!! Can you just call him just “Mr. Lazy-Arse” please??? It’s better this way, okay??? OH!!! He kind of digs it by the way!!!!

(“Rude” Rurotto Mudertto) - ELENNA??? PLEASE!?!?!??!!! It’s one way or another!!!! Anyways, due to the strange aftermaths of the parody machine, it had sort of made Mr. Lazyhose into a strange kind of parody mascot!!!! Of course, sometimes, it makes him not listen to people from their commands of respective-ness, makes him feel like an actual lazy couch potato, and it also makes him into a killer machine!!!! And not in a positive way, but in a negative way!!!!!

(“Elena” Elenna Movieseen) - Fine by me, I guess…..I do love how he also loves to play around with some slackers sometimes!!! Kind of like me!!!! Say, isn’t that why Mr. Lazyhose or Mr. Lazynose was named like that??? Maybe I should probably…….

(“Reno” Reeno Haverrno) - Elenna….Girl, just go to the kitchen and make us some normal flavored coffees for us, okay??? Besides, Mr. Lazyhose wasn’t really all based on his official two names!!!! He was actually named like that because……..Elenna, I said go make us coffees for us!!! YES!! Also for Mr. Lazyhose as well too!!!!

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(“Elena” Elenna Movieseen) - Okay then….Whatever you all say here!!!! Besides, my ass is killing me right now from all of this talking and chattering here!!! I need some sugar in my system!!!!

(“Reno” Reeno Haverrno) - Anyways, I think she was right!!! I think whatever made Mr. Lazyhose into a mental breakdown parody spoof was actually what he’d eaten from the bait for his trap and everything!!!! But that’s not really important…..What’s really important is that Mr. Lazyhose wasn't made from a parody machine with modifications and upgrades!!! He was also made from memories of past events from many past places!!!! The only thing and I mean, ONLY THING that we could think of here was how Mr. Lazyhose was being treated not just the JJS parody staff members, but also people in public as well too!!! That explains the whole incident from “Halls Medicine High School” in the first place back around on March 13th, 1996!!!!! Same as for the other high school back on April 23rd, 1996!!!

(“Rude” Rurotto Mudertto) - The same goes during those moments in those shopping malls in the 1980s beforehand…….The reason why that Mr. Lazyhose was doing all of this was because he was treated so aggressively poorly in front of his old peers from his past memories!!!! This could also mean the same things for other JJS parody mascots and parody cameo mascots!!!! But we don’t know just yet though, but for Mr. Lazyhose, he was all a different story here!!! Stories that made him into a killer machine watering hose!!!! Since his containment, we had to tie him up with some special type of wires and ropes!!! That way he won’t cause any more trouble for us!!!

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(“Tseng” Tsanged Tsungsoog) - Because of that though, Mr. Lazyhose hasn’t been so active at all!!! He doesn’t ask us any questions about his past parody moments, he doesn’t eat our hand made meals, he doesn’t want to sleep at all (even if it turns to darkness all around him), and hasn’t been talking in conversations with his old JJS parody friends!!!! Looks like Mr. Lazyhose was really known to be a lazy killer machine!!! He just pops out of nowhere and creates parody massacres for a parody living!!!! Also, we may have added in a few candles here and there!!! Real waxed ones and the electronic ones as well too!!! Hopefully though, this will make him talk someday!!!

(“Reno” Reeno Haverrno) - Better yet, we might probably make Mr. Lazynose a special kind of deserted treat!!!! For now folks, this parody watering hose is of course, in safe parody hands for now!!!! More future updates sooner then later!!!!

(“Tseng” Tsanged Tsungsoog) - Uhh??? Elenna Movieseen??? What’s with the giant and massive green lollipop!!! And why does it smell like spaghetti and apple sauce???

(“Elena” Elenna Movieseen) - It’s for Mr. Lazy-Ass right there!!! What??? You all said he was named one way or the other!!!! God you all need better jobs!!! I mean, here are your cups of coffee you guys!!! And here’s your coffee Mr. Lazyhose-gas-in-The-ASS!!! Filled with diet-coke, fruit punch, and strawberry milk!!! Bone at a parody teeth my friend and you’re welcome…….

-End of #4thTTCD Recorded Parody Archivos Recording

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Okay, that ending was a bit weirder then usual!!! It may had also gave you all future parody hints and everything here!!! Stay tuned for all of that for later on.......Anyways.......Hey folks, sorry for the delays on this one here.......But now, it is finally here!!!! I know I made a few drama moments in this one here, but of course, all of this was just all pretends and fantasies and also parodies!!!! What can you all do huh???? I know, HHS HQ has to create their future updates, but of course, we had to let Draxx Dustun Studios go on with the show here.......Also, yes!!!! The names that you'd seen from those starts of them paragraphs are the official and future DDS parody forms for them Turks of the FF7R universe and everything!!!! Stay tuned for some more future updates!!!!! Wait??? The official parody mascots, recalled parody mascots, and the parody cameo mascots of Haxx Hustun Studios also have these kinds of things as well too???? Okay then......Maybe May of 2025's when we'll see these in action here!!!!! For now folks, stay tuned for some more future updates!!!!!!! #WelcomeToBothDDSandJJS!!!!! #DontTakeThisAwayFromMeUs!!!!! #TTCDtapeNumber5!!!!! #LegendsNeverGiveUp!!!!! #MrLazyhose?!?!?!?!!!!???!!!!! #LegaciesNeverEverSurrender!!!!! #MrLazynose!!!!!!! #WhateverYouCallHim!!!!! #RespectThemPositiveParodies!!!!!

(WHOO!!! I knew using those Google Docs were a pay off here!!! Anyways, forgot to tell you all that in about two weeks or less, I'll be turning 20 years old on Monday, April 14th, 2025!!! Wish me some early/late birthday wishes and I'll see you all next time for some more future updates!!!!! YES!!! This one was kind of short, but that's how these things will be sometimes in the future!!! Anyways, goodnight and I'll see you all next time!!!!)