But anyways, the official DDS Parody News Broadcast Recorder series is finally back after a month of waiting!!!! It could've been worst I guess!!!!!! Actually, this one had also took so long to make as well!!! Perhaps "Bistal Crall" had lots of official parody crimes that had done back at DDS HQ and everything!!!! Also, we haven't heard much about Bistal Crall, besides from his official DDS parody depiction!!!!!! I wonder if this fourth and official DDS Parody News Broadcast Recording right here has more official parody proof and info about his past behaviors or something!!!! Well, let us see and find out!!!!!

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DDS Parody News Broadcast Recorder #4 (For Bistal Crall Only) - Created on: June 12th, 2025 - August 1st, 2025

(Originally Recorded on: March 9th, 1989)

(Officially Recorded From: Jommwick Kenonedey)

This is the fourth entry of the official “DDS Parody News Broadcast Recorder” Series, do you all ever wish for something grand and entertaining for once??? Then “Bistal Crall” is the right kind of guy for you…..Well, he was the right kind of guy back then……Not anymore!!!! Officially made from a 334 year old man named “Denney Crall Bistal” way back on August 11th, 1213, Bistal Crall (better known as “BC”) was born from sparks of light and wisdom!!!! Granting people’s wishes to come true all in real life!!!! And I mean, IN REAL LIFE TIMES!!!! One single touch or spark from his head or sparkled hand, your dreams, wishes, and futures will come true!!!!! And I mean all of them!!!! From toys, to jobs, to the things that you’d misplaced, and the ones that you can fall in love with!!!! But of course, years had passed, and things were getting strange about Bistal Crall and his crazy wishing powers!!!! And all of that would come true, during a massive brawl on September 12th, 1546, during one of Bistal Crall’s first high school magic shows, at “KiWinged High School”, while Bistal Crall was about to choose anyone at random from the audience of all seniors and juniors, out of complete nowhere, a 45 year old abusive male math teacher named “Mr. G” (no official or real name given), had stepped onto the stage and was about to pull one of his math students right out of the show!!!!

A 15 year old male junior student named “Issac Joybird”, had refused to give out his math assignments because he wasn’t ready to show his answers on the paper!!! Mostly because his family was in the middle of having a long vacation or something……He’d also tried to pull out another math student from his classroom known as 17 year old “Jelliee Stewginn”, a female senior student that was being made fun of about her future from living at a farm!!!! As soon as Mr. G had pulled two of his math students out of the chairs or bleachers, Bistal Crall had suddenly teleported right in front of Mr. G’s face so aggressively, with a grinning smile!!!!

“Why the long face??” Bistal Crall said….Then Mr. G response, “Get out of my way you “Wisher Upon a Star Freak”!??!?!! I am trying to pull two of my students right out of your show because they have been stupidly naughty in front of my **S for almost a whole month now!!! AND I AM SICK OF IT!!!!”

Unfortunately, his insults and his body language didn’t solve his problems any better at all!!! His insults and his words had made the conversation or situation a lot more worse!!!! After more yelling and talking from Mr. G, Bistal Crall pounded his forehead, made him unconscious, and continued on with his show!!!! 

Bistal Crall would then say……“HEY!!! What do you know??? I haven’t had any official contestants that were very unconsciously abusive before??? Say kids or teens, what do you say about this??? Should I go with this Mr. G person first??? Or those two love birds outside from the audience???” 

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Bistal Crall had made the audience a bit scared and confused!!! The teachers and security guards were also scared and confused!!!!! However, we don’t want to spoil some more of this story because we want to save the rest of this stuff for next time!!!! Anyways, since that horrifying parody incident and whatnot, as of a few days ago, on March 7th, 1989, Bistal Crall was then captured while using his dangerous wishing spells while walking inside of a shopping mall a few miles away from our parody camping grounds!!!! We’d captured him while using a special kind of holding device of some kind, creating some sort of jail cell all over his body!!!! Unfortunately though, ever since then, we still have no ideas or clues on how BC was doing these random real-life wishes while he was lurking around in that shopping mall!!!!!

……….I am afraid to say this, but the reason why BC's doing all of that was from his right hand!!!! On his right hand was some sort of crystal of some kind!!!! It has been said that it could grant wishes from people’s imaginations, their mind sets, and their body languages!!!! Truly an interesting parody case right here for the DDS HQ parody facility!!!! As of today, Bistal Crall has been inside of his parody enclosure while saying a bunch of things in his mumbling moments!!!! His official parody cage was of course, all empty inside, just in case if he does wish for something for himself, then…….Well, parody duty calls I guess……..

More future parody updates sooner than later, for never!!!!

-Jommwick Kenonedey (The DDS Parody News Broadcast Presenter)

(Stay tuned for some more future updates in next future DDS parody news broadcast instalment about Slimme-Flurr, and all the rest of Parody Mascots, Parody Recalled Mascots, and Parody Cameo Mascots of Draxx Dustun Studios!!!!)
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Well guys, looks like we finally had another satisfied DDS Parody News Broadcast Recording that has finally been created!!!!! And yet, it was another one that took longer to make and everything!!!!!! Perhaps this could effect the future/upcoming ones as well too!!!! But anyways, that was the end for Bistal Crall and his official DDS Parody News Broadcast Recording!!!!!!! And it looks like this one not only took more longer to make then the last/third one, but this one was also very longer to make here!!!! Creating almost every single part of parody history and lore for Bistal Crall!!!!!!!!! Hopefully as always, this was all worth it at the very end here...........And yes, I guess all of that effort right here was definitely a pay off as well too!!!!!! Anyways, stay tuned for some more future updates and have a wonderful and safe summer fun vacation!!!!! #DontTakeThisAwayFromMeUs!!!!!!! #WelcomeToDraxxDustunStudios!!!!!! #LegaciesNeverEverSurrender!!!!! #DDSparodyMascotNumber4!!!!! #LegendsNeverGiveUp!!!!!! #IwishThatBistalCrallWillGoAway!!!!!!!! #RespectThemPositiveParodies!!!!!

(Well folks, after almost like three or two months of delays, the long awaited fourth entry of the official “DDS Parody News Broadcast Recorder” Series has finally been created and finally published here on August 1st, 2025!!!!! Well then, now that's out of the parody picture, it's time for me to create the rest of my other delayed parody creations!!! Hopefully, without having to deal with any other distractions!!!! But of course, I need to be helpful and positive with my family members and everything!!!! Anyways, see you all next time!!!!)