Haxx Hustun Studios Chronicle #20
Episode Twenty: Vlawd-Viarus
Chapter Twenty: (#ViarusesEveryWhere!!!!!))
(Officially ALL Created on: April 27th, 2025 - June 11th, 2025)
Or better yet, you're just all wanted too see some more official #HHSchroniclesSeries parody contents and everything!!!!! Well, you all do now!!!! By the way, we here at the Haxx Hustun Studios Chronicles Series don't really do official intros like the ones from Jax Justun Studios because......Well, we here at HHS HQ just get on with the show already!!!!! But anyways, thanks for your beloved and positive voting, we here at Haxx Hustun Studios and Napature Science have officially introduced to our highly anticipated #11thParodyMascot from Series Two of 2024, officially first seened on GameJolt on March 31st, 2024, better known as Easter Day of 2024, for some reason!!!!! Meet none other then "Kirren Flarrs", officially created back on March 31st, 2003!!!! Wait a minute here???? That's his official and first placeholder name created way back on April 27th, 1999!!!!! How's that his official name????? Okay, his official and actual name's of course, "Virual-Virrus"!!!!! OOHHH!!!! That was a bit close!!!! But not close even enough right there!!!!
(Official Link to Where this recalled/parody mascot was first seen for the first time ever: https://gamejolt.com/p/2024-hhs-parody-characters-11-12-both-created-on-march-31st-eivwsbjc) "Along with the official first appearances of the #12thHHSparodyMascot as well too!!!!"

Oh, wait a minute here.......Wasn't it "Mlaud-Viarus"???? No!!!! That's actually his sister's official name!!!!!! You all remember her from DDS HQ right????? Actually.....His official name's none other then "Cirrawled-Practored"!!!! Seriously now???? We're all going through all of this again here????!!!!!!!??!?!!!!! COME ON!!!!! Of course, his official name's "Vlawd-Viarus"!!!!!! Arguably one of the weirdest names for just one single colored green parody virus mascot for Haxx Hustun Studios!!!!! Has indeed one of the most parody controversial moments of all time!!!!! Ranging from being loose all over an Art Museum, to hacking people's computers (or any other electronic devices), and from getting the most recalls of all time!!!!!! This of course...........Had all started all the way back on a dark stormy night on January 12th, 1999, when a fellow high school and future parody staff member of Haxx Hustun Studios known as "Kirren D. "Drinned" Flarrs", wanted to create some sort of virus that has positive powers on helping people being safe all over the internet!!!!! She'd called it as "Kirren Flarrs", officially known as just a placeholder name for HHS HQ's next future big parody thing!!!!!!
It was going to be known as some sort of parody virus mascot, that could help people with their future parody protections among all dangerous hackers, websites, scams, horrifying cryptocurrencies, and so much more!!!!! It'll also be a perfect parody companion for one of HHS HQ's hand-made virus parody mascots as well too!!!!! So, a few months later, on April 27th, 1999, the official name was then changed into "Virual-Virrus", which was of course, the perfect name for Kirren D. "Drinned" Flarrs's next big future parody thing right here!!!!! However though, the official owner of Haxx Hustun Studios known as "Baxx Jonnson" has said that, parody mascots that are parody viruses have to be tested out during some operations and stuff, mostly being all protective and everything!!!!! And now it has been over three whole years now, and it was June 14th, 2002, and good old "Mayor Dayeor" was about to do something very strange for good old Virual-Virrus here!!!!!! Ever since her original owner and creator Kirren D. "Drinned" Flarrs had passed away due to both heart and lung cancer back on May 8th, 2000, he had decided to put the remaining survived organs, bones and other body parts from the body of Kirren D. "Drinned" Flarrs!!!!!! And to put all of them inside of the parody body-ness of Virual-Virrus!!!!!!!!
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This would've been the most brutal and craziest thing that Mayor Dayeor has ever done in his entire parody life-ness here!!!!!! It also might've been the most grossest thing that he has ever done towards his parody creations!!!!! So of course, right after two in a half years of some more testing and waiting, on March 31st, 2003, good old Virual-Virrus's name was then renamed into the one that we'd all know and love today, known as "Vlawd-Viarus"!!!!!!!!!!!!! Since April 4th, 2003, Vlawd-Viarus had become an instant parody hit for all ages alike!!!!! From young to old, this computer green ghost virus had created much more famous and popular moments by every other minute!!!! Vlawd-Viarus had also his very own parody website!!!!! But then, in July 16th, 2005, a year later of course, things had started to changed a bit different here......Ever since Mayor Dayeor had put the rest of Kirren's survived organs and bones inside of Vlawd-Viarus's entire virus body, Vlawd-Viarus had started to act a bit weird!!!! So yeah, turns out that almost every parody mascot of Haxx Hustun Studios must need brains in order to think, survive, and to be healthy!!!!! But of course, Vlawd-Viarus had officially has the brain of his original parody creator and owner, but of course, most of the bad memories that were trapped inside of there had survived!!!!! Probably because of Mayor Dayeor's good old stupidity from putting a human's real life brain inside of a parody mascot, Vlawd-Viarus has now both of the good and bad memories inside of himself!!!! So of course, on July 16th, 2005, his very first parody massacre has been created!!!!!!
Official Links to Vlawd-Viarus's Official HHS parody contents:
(Official Link to Vlawd-Viarus's Official HHS Parody Bio Poster: https://gamejolt.com/p/hhs-parody-character-cartoon-poster-20-created-on-august-25th-krhvizdq)
(Official Link to Vlawd-Viarus's Official HHS Parody Cartoon Depiction: https://gamejolt.com/p/hhs-cartoon-depiction-26-for-vlawd-viarus-created-on-august-2-ejt56kri)


On July 16th, 2005, after two dead bodies were discovered and found inside of a dumpster in the back of a local parody fast food restaurant known as "Brack N' Bees Diner", the fast food parody joint was of course closed for maintenance and safety reasons!!!!!!! The two dead bodies were identified as abusive parents known to be as "Jarren DonnerShop" and "Jaine Jazmine DonnerShop", ages between 29 to 32!!!!! Luckily though, the abusive father Jarren DonnerShop, had survived from his brutal and critical injuries and Brack N' Bees Diner was opened back up for parody business!!!!!! But sadly, the abusive mother known as Jaine Jazmine DonnerShop had sadly passed away!!!!!! Due to having some massive brain damages!!!!! But at the end, that first parody massacre that Vlawd-Viarus had made wasn't really all that bad!!!!! But two years later, on August 4th, 2007, Vlawd-Viarus's second parody massacre was soon to be the worse one yet!!!!! On August 4th, 2007, between 6:00 AM to 6:59 AM in the morning, Vlawd-Viarus had escape the HHS HQ parody factory from using the computer screens that he was traveling too!!!!! However though, due to Mayor Dayeor's secrets from turning off the security cameras all over the place (don't ask why he had done all of that), Vlawd-Viarus had made his way out of the fronts of the parody facility of HHS HQ and made his way towards his next parody massacre shenanigans!!!!!!!!
After almost 40 minutes of flying super fast then the speed of parody lightning, Vlawd-Viarus had made his ways towards his second parody massacre area, known to be as an Art Museum known as "National Harren's Art Emplorium", opened since July 21st, 1922!!!!! Which was right next to a private high school known as "ArtFairy's Academy High School (AFAHS)", opened since May 8th, 1934!!!!!! But more on that private high school later...........Anyways, it was 11:30 AM, and it was lunch time at the Art Museum!!!! Vlawd-Viarus can't let anyone see him when he enters the front of the art building!!!!! So of course, he then decided to travel through the pipes/water drains that lead underneath the underground area where all precious and positive art creations were being kept in!!!!!! And with the help from a map, Vlawd-Viarus would easily go inside of there and wait for his parody-ness to strike on!!!!! However though, what better way's to cause a little bit of parody chaos underneath all over the underground art area!!! Which that was the name for that area of this place by the way!!!!!!
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After the next classes had all started at 11:50 AM, after almost hours of waiting, Vlawd-Viarus would finally do his very second parody massacre of all time!!!! Destroying people's lives and their amazing artworks!!!!! After the clock had struck 11:56 AM, Vlawd-Viarus would first destroy all precious artwork creations all over the underground art area!!!!! From fragile, from not-so-fragile, and from absolutely fragile-ed!!!!!! By using his speeding abilities, Vlawd-Viarus would destroy all precious artwork from one place to another inside of......Well, to make things a bit more clearer, Vlawd-Viarus had pulled off all of the screws and nails that were holding all shelves while using his massive strength powers!!!!! Thankfully, the cameras all over that area had stopped working for almost 30 years now!!!!! If they were still working, Vlawd-Viarus would've been in lots of trouble at just one full second!!!!! After all that was over, at just one snap of a fingered green hand, Vlawd-Viarus had destroyed the entire underground art area and all of the hard working artworks that all ages had made were all almost completely destroyed!!!!!! After that, Vlawd-Viarus would then go on a rampage one by one from one room to another from top to bottom!!!!! The first and second floors had all artwork classes that were based on all different kinds of art creativity!!!! From graphic design, pottery, painting and drawing, ink painting, sculptures, and many more!!!!!! The third floor's all based on video designing, theater performances, and of course, music!!!!!
Arguably one of the best (and also number ONE) classes of all time!!!!! And finally, the last floor's of course, where them offices and signing in places are!!!!! So of course, that's where Vlawd-Viarus does his second part of his second parody massacre!!!!! Traveling all over them computers, phones, and security cameras, to steal all information about all kinds/types of art!!!!! After just 15 minutes of stealing files and everything, Vlawd-Viarus would of course, attack everyone all over his parody sights!!!!!! He'd of course, started to go to the very bottom floor where all the offices are!!!! One by one, each person from ages 20 to 50 were attack from Vlawd-Viarus's powerful mouth!!!!! And just 12 to 15 minutes in, he'd destroyed the first to second bottom floor of the art museum!!!! Vlawd-Viarus would now go up to the first and second floors next, the floors that had all artwork classes that were based on all different kinds of art creativity!!!! From graphic design, pottery, painting and drawing, ink painting, sculptures, and many more!!!!!! While the kids from all ages alike were on their chairs and tables doing their arts and everything, Vlawd-Viarus was about to strike once again, throwing and destroying things all over in each art classroom!!!! Lots of kids almost gotten killed, but of course, some of them didn't survive not at all!!!!!
Then of course, Vlawd-Viarus would go to third floor, all based around on video designing, theater performances, and of course, music!!!!! However though, that floor was of course, so big, Vlawd-Viarus can't even use his powers at all, even when he gets tired!!!!!! But thanks for the files that he'd stolen from one of them computers, he can access the official instructions and how to destroy this third art museum floor in just seconds of time!!!!!! After 14 to 20 minutes of searching, he had found out that there's a massive gas tank filled with dangerous chemicals that could cause a massive explosion!!!! And it was obviously in the back of the theater's stage!!!!!! With the help of that gas tank alone, Vlawd-Viarus could use that gas tank to destroy that floor sky high!!!!!! And just from only one medium sized fist pump or bump, the gas tank had exploded and destroyed the third floor of the National Harren's Art Emplorium, at an instant second!!!!! After the arm museum had caught on fire and was all engulf in flames, Vlawd-Viarus had escape undefective and used a taxi or cab in order to escape the parody crime scene!!!!!! And that was it, August 4th, 2007, was the day when Vlawd-Viarus had destroyed the National Harren's Art Emplorium and that art museum was then closed for good a few days later on August 9th, 2007!!!!!!
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But of course, may I assume that Vlawd-Viarus would create a third and final parody massacre someday????? Yes he would!!!!! A year later on June 11th, 2008, at the official "ArtFairy's Academy High School (AFAHS)", of course!!!!! Alongside with this other official HHS HQ parody mascot known as "Mr. Getlalickingrish"!!!!! But of course, that one will have to be saved for next time of course!!!!!! But now, how did Vlawd-Viarus became you know.....As what he is now today????? Well, that goes all the way back in July 18th, 2009, while HHS HQ and Napature Science were still in the early parody alpha phases for their massive parody movie/TV show series project and everything!!!!!!! And they wanted to create an official parody mascot that can travel through time among different parallel worlds!!!!! They first called HER as "Cirrawled-Practored"!!!!!!!!!! Wait a minute??? How you pronounced that name here???? CUR-RAWLD-Prat-TORGD!!!! Okay then........Also, the gender for Vlawd-Viarus was originally a girl???? Interesting choice in general I guess!!!!!! However though, as for the first scrapped and official unused parody model for Vlawd-Viarus was of course, nowhere to be found here.....However though, we of course, can describe it on how it originally looked like!!!!!!
So originally, Vlawd-Viarus (originally known as Cirrawled-Practored) was going to be of course, a female virus traveler ghost thing, that was all red and yellow, and it could also have the official parody powers to rewind time and create all kinds of cities???? The reason why that original and first script and parody design were scrapped because it made no sense whatsoever, and none of this did not really involved from creating actual parallel worlds!!!!! So Haxx Hustun Studios went back to them parody drawing boards, and after a year later on September 3rd, 2010, HHS HQ remade this idea for both of the parody script and parody designs and gone for this version for Cirrawled-Practored instead here!!!!!! And yes, the name Cirrawled-Practored was altered a bit as well!!!!!! The reason why because it was super hard to spell, pronounce, and to just say it in general!!!!

So they had gone with this name instead, it was "Mlaud-Viarus"!!!!!!! Pronounced officially as MAWLD-VIRUS!!!! And of course, the parody redesigns were all then changed to green and light-green instead of yellow and red!!!! The female gender had also stayed the same.....but script was then also altered a bit though!!!!!! The second version of the script for Mlaud-Viarus was officially replaced with something easier to understand!!!!! According to script, it had said that Mlaud-Viarus can travel one place to another while exploring the internet!!!!! And also seeing other people's work all online or offline!!!!! All of this here for this version of script had made a lot more sense because of course, this was obviously a parody mascot that's known as a virus ghost!!! And viruses are literally software things that can take control of your electronic devices!!!!!! But, there was a problem though.....For both the parody redesigns and the name!!!!! They both were a bit to cute!!!!! Same goes to the gender of course for the parody mascot!!!!!

So then, just a few more years later, roughly around on April 27th, 2015, the colors of the next parody redesigns were altered once more to be all black and gray, the shape of it would then be like a flying cable cord with wings, the gender would then be a male, and finally, the name would then rechange for last and final time, and it was none other then the name that we all know and love today, which is of course "Vlawd-Viarus"!!!!!! But wait???? This third parody redesign/model for Vlawd-Viarus doesn't look right here!!!! OH!!!! Probably because the last and final version of the script was made because Haxx Hustun Studios wanted Vlawd-Viarus to be obsessed with the internet, so of course, they'd added in some powers of shocking people with electricity!!!! And also using it to charge up his speed and strength to fly faster here......But of course, that third parody redesign for Vlawd-Viarus had to be scrapped because of course, it look a bit too creepy and a bit to much like an official Disney villain character of some kind!!!!!
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So then, on October 16th, 2016, Vlawd-Viarus's official parody redesigns and remodels were then changed for a fourth time!!!!!! And these were the end results!!!! The scripts and male gender had both stayed the same, but colors were altered once more to be all green again here!!!! By the way, this kind of looks like "Zapp Lick" from Jax Justun Studios!!!!!! You know, one of the official Adopted Corrupted Children that first introduced from us back around between June & July of 2022???? Well, you're all correct folks!!!!!! Looks like Vlawd-Viarus was originally known to be an official adopted corrupted child for HHS HQ and everything!!!!! And he was originally named to be Zapp Lick????? That makes no sense at all here.........So, how did officially got scrapped for good??? OH!!! RIGHT!!!!! It was decided to be gifted for Jax Justun Studios!!!! So that's how Zapp Lick was created!!!!!! Also, the reason why that HHS HQ made Vlawd-Viarus look like a human-like because of course, the powerful speed and strength of course!!!!!!!

But of course, they'd decided to re-altered the parody redesigns of course, and they'd decided to go with this for Vlawd-Viarus on October 24th, 2016??? This is official right??? It is!!!!! The reason why Vlawd-Viarus looks like that originally for his #5thParodyRedesigns because Haxx Hustun Studios wanted to make him look like a tall and scary creepy ghost-like monster!!!!!!! It then of course, got officially scrapped afterwards because it looked to wonkey, it would've been REALLY hard to animate, and of course, it kind looks like something from an official mascot horror game!!! Which Garten of BanBan came out like seven years beforehand!!!!!! I mean, it was then repurpose into one of their official recalled parody mascots, but still though.........

..........But then, around until August 15th, 2022, the final and official parody redesigns and parody remodels for Vlawd-Viarus were then rechanged once more, into the ACTUAL and FINAL version that we all know him today and now!!!!!! What's really interesting here for this final version for Vlawd-Viarus was that it actually had a few designing and modeling errors here!!!!! See those strange sharp edges on hi tummy??? And those horrifying eyes and eyebrows on his face???? Those were official modeling and designing errors that HHS HQ had officially made all by accident, after a few glitches were seen on their official gaming PCs and laptops, while designing this guy here!!!!!! Then of course, they decided to use those errors to make him look far more evil then ever before here!!!!!! Another interesting and awkward fact about Vlawd-Viarus here's that his official and final looks were actually all made upside down for no reasons whatsoever!!!! Maybe it was because of those strange errors and glitches that made those happened???? I have have no idea!!!!! Not only that, but there were also some strange errors and glitches that were happening on the printers of the offices of Haxx Hustun Studios!!!! Which means Vlawd-Viarus had some strange colors coming out of his final looks all on paper!!!!! Like blue, yellow, brown, purple, pink, white, and of course, RED!!!!!
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And of course, Vlawd-Viarus also had a strange modeling error on his ear!!! Originally it was supposed to be round and circled, but it's all all pointy and not shaped like a trapezoid!!!!! So yeah, because of those strange and random errors and glitches, Vlawd-Viarus would become as what he is today here folks!!!!!! So, as for me about Vlawd-Viarus right here, OOFFF!!!! This is a tricky one here.......Look, I think I know why I had made Vlawd-Viarus in first place back in Easter Day of 2024!!!!!! Not because of the computer that I have now since 2020, but it was mostly references towards the old DELL computer that my family had since 2012 or 2013 throughout until 2020 or 2021!!!! Not sure how long exactly though, but of course, since that one was getting super old, I'd decided to design an official parody mascot for HHS HQ that was all based around viruses and glitches!!!!! Also errors and tons of random crashes!!!! So then of course, I'd design and modeled the official #11thHHSparodyMascot known as "Vlawd-Viarus"!!!!!! Better known as the official #2ndHHSrecalledParodyMascot for Series Two of 2024!!!!!!

The way how I design and model him though, was actually kind of a strange one here.......Originally, I wanted to add some clothing onto Vlawd-Viarus's entire stomach!!!!! But I'd decided to scrapped all of that stuff and jus made him all plain, which makes sense because he's obviously a ghost!!!! Not to be confused from Luigi's Mansion of course!!! He is all original and official OC of parody trust worthy here.........Also, the arms and hands!!!! Not the arms though, but the hands!!!! The left one has only three fingers and the right one just four!!!! That's just one finger less and everything!!!!!!! I guess I wanted Vlawd-Viarus to be so glitchy and everything!!!!! Guess that explains why I put random pointy shapes on his tummy and everything!!!! I would've added in a dot somewhere for a belly button, but of course, I think my mind was just out of it when I was designing him and everything here!!!!! By the way, the clothing part that I'd scrapped, I may have reused that idea and put it onto his sister......But more on all of that for next time I guess!!!!! So, Vlawd-Viarus's face and his expressions??? What about them??? Well, first off, the hair and big trapezoid-ed ear's just at random.......I mean, guess they're just for decoration I guess????? Second of all, the eyes?????
Well, the eyeballs themselves are actually stock images/PNGs that I'd found online a while back, and the outsides of the eyes and eyebrows, again, they're just all random ideas!!!!! Same goes for the nose as well too!!!!! And finally, the face!!!! The mouth even!!!! It was actually reused from one of the past parody mascots that I'd made for Jax Justun Studios!!!! And it's the second JJS HQ Mall Keeper known as "Mr. Stappular", the official #14thParodyMascot from Jax Justun Studios from Series Two of 2019!!!!!! And I guess you all know what he looks like, right???? And as how I made him like this??? Well, not too sure actually.....I mean, I did gotten a few references from Luigi's Mansion and my family's old DELL computer, but the way how I design and model him like this, was of course, during random-ness events that came from my brain cells and my mind!!!!! That's what happens when you randomly imagine things right inside of your head and everything!!!! You just........Imagine random parodies from your dreams and landscapes of yourselves!!!!!
Well guys, after almost relentless and countless of piles with delays and horrible family moments from myself in general, the official #20thEpisodeChapter of the #HHSchroniclesSeries has finally been completed!!!! WOW!!!! Can you all believe it?!!??!?!!!!! THREE WHOLE MONTHS LATER........And the the #HHSchroniclesSeries has finally returned after many delays on end here!!!!!! I mean, it's not as worst then the chapter or episode for Lord Admin for the #JJSchroniclesSeries, but my goodness, this was a massive experience and everything you guys!!!! Sorry this one got pushed around a lot, I guess all of those family moments, my work days, and my other future parody creations/projects had really made this one here took much more longer to make here......Anyways, spoilers ahead, because the next episode or chapter for the #HHSchroniclesSeries is going to be about another official #HHSparodyMascot!!!!!!! And who's going to be next???? The next one's going to be about Of-Vaw-Dozen (Therrance)???? YES!!!! Oh boy!!! This one's going to be so amazing!!!! Stay tuned for some more future updates everybody!!!!! Thanks for all of your guy's love and positive support and everything!!!!! Anyways, stay tuned for some more future updates, have a wonderful and relaxing summer vacation, and see you all next time!!!!!! #WelcomeToHaxxHustunStudios!!!!!! #LegendsNeverGiveUp!!!!!!! #VlawdViarusHatesCatching #OtherPositiveViruses!!!!!! #LegaciesNeverEverSurrender!!!!!! #SorryForThemDelays!!!!!!! #RespectThemPositiveParodies!!!!!!!!!
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