Numbers? Scooter, did you say numbers?

Yes, numbers, Mr. Chips. Batting averages, earned run averages, team standings. I can probably figure this stuff out, but I'll miss batting practice.

Feed me those numbers. I'll do the work.

You mean?

Precisely!

Sit down Scooter, you're in for a treat, Numbers, you see, are just my meat.

Mr. Chips, you're amazing!

Elementary, Scooter. A piece of cake. Just feed me the numbers, and I'll process them for you.

In other words, I punch them.

Precisely, and I crunch them.

Wow!

My baseball statistics!!

A piece of cake! But remember: First you have to punch them!

I know then you can crunch them, Because you're a number cruncher!

Precisely!