1. It's a pillow, and pillows are nice! You can never have enough pillows!

2. You can hug it! Like, you can hug your lap top or phone, but it's just not the same as having something big and fluffy to hug, and who doesn't wanna hug their waifu, huh? That's just so friggin' wholesome!

3. You can use them to keep you company. Think about it; if you have a picture of your waifu on your laptop, that's great, but when you go to work on something else, you can't see her anymore. But if you have a body pillow, you can set her up next to your and give her a glance or a little kiss whenever you want! And how doesn't want that?!

4. You can sleep with it! No, I don't mean in "that" way, I mean like literally sleep. You can cuddle it while sleeping like you would a teddy bear or for me, a square pillow that I always hold while I sleep. It's comforting, and even better because it's your waifu!

5. It's a life sized version of your waifu! Even better than a picture which can only be so big, it's large, and 3 dimensional (at least on some level) which greater encourages your delusional nature- *cough* I mean uh... it heightens the immersion! (yeah yeah, that's it)

Hopefully you enjoyed these 5 very good reasons for why YOU need a body pillow!

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Ok, are we done here? I'm sick of embarrassing myself.