This is the new and improved newspaper:

Did you missed me?

Kitchen Teaser!

Is that Shadow Cricket?

I'm lazy, beat it.

#FanArtFriday

Oh No!

Main Stage is done!

I have been on here for 2 years wow!

#spawnday

Cricket Green & Clon Sanic have entered the fray! (Note: they are both non-canon to the game).

Credits to @MegaTailsDoll for Clon Sanic.

A random image I found on Discord.