Hi there. This is my first article post, so bear with me. (No pun intended)

If you are unfamiliar with who this creepy looking android lady is, allow me to introduce her to you.

This is Tara the Android, a humanoid animatronic created by a man named John Bergeron in 2004. She was meant to serve as something for the entertainment industry, regarding music. She can sing. Unfortunately, the project regarding Tara's mass production was scrapped, followed by John's death sometime in 2005.

To those who do know her, I feel sorry for you and the fact you had to come across her at least once during your childhood.

Now you might be asking: "Why did you suggest Tara being added?" And to that I say: "I did it for shits and giggles". I highly doubt it would be taken seriously. But hey, it's there, and it would be funny (at least to me) to see her in Universal Madness.

If she were in Universal Madness, I doubt Tara would be an attacker. I always thought of her as being something like a stat debuffer, or a weak attacker.

Here are the moves I thought she'd have if she were implemented into the game.

For Gloom Song, her song "I Feel Fantastic" has always been described as "creepy", "unsettling" and "weird", which I thought made sense. Her songs always have the feel of harmonic dissonance, which in turn makes it sound even creepier as she is off-tune compared to the instrumentals. Gloom Song also decreases the enemies' attack damage, so she would be slightly useful.

For Haunting, it makes sense given her legacy on the internet. I wanted her to have this move to temporarily turn enemies into stone, kinda like a "frozen in fear" type of feel, granted that she has made people scared of her.

For Rainy Day 2, I kinda freeballed on this one. I wanted her to have the ability to lower the enemies' defence, whilst also dealing slight damage to them. It doesn't make sense to me, but there wasn't any other debuff moves I could think of besides Sludge.

Again, I don't expect her to get added to Universal Madness. She isn't in any fan games, and the only media she really has been in are her songs and a brief cameo in Smiling Friends. This was made solely for fun, and it was something I'd do again.

Thank you for reading this. :)