One day, a man named John was out on a walk when he stumbled across an unusual item on the ground. It was a credit card, but not just any credit card - it was a credit card with unlimited money! John couldn't believe his luck, and he rushed to the nearest store to see if it was real.

He walked into the store and immediately started picking up everything he could think of - a new TV, a new computer, a new car, even a vacation to a fancy beach resort. The credit card just kept on working, and John couldn't believe his good fortune. He was like a kid in a candy store, except instead of candy, it was anything and everything he could ever dream of!

But as he continued to spend, John began to realize that he was quickly running out of room in his house. He had so many new things that he had to start throwing stuff out! And then, just when he thought things couldn't get any funnier, the man in the store suddenly turned to him and said, "Sir, you do realize that you're using a Monopoly credit card, right?"

John couldn't believe it - he had been spending unlimited Monopoly money all along! He and the store owner had a good laugh, and John walked out of the store with nothing but a few laughs and a good story to tell his friends. The end!