---Greetings---

[Good Morning]

good morning - in a good mood, ready to go

morning - started off okay

bad morning - could you please give me a bit of peace

[Hi, Hello, etc.]

hi - i'm okay

hello - i'm feeling good

hey - i expect something from you.

hai/heya/helloes - super energetic (expect me to post some memes)

no - please wait for a while, i am a bit of depresso right now

---Laughing---

heh - ok that was a tiny bit funny

broo - thats sort of funny

NAAAWWW - thats actually funny

LMAO - bro that is literal laugh fuel

LMFAOOOOOOOO - you made me reach my highest point of laughter

---Ending---

bye. - can my torture finish please? give me a rest.

bye - normal

see ya/c u - i'll wait for you to be online and we can continue

WAIT WHAT NO PLEASE I SWEAR DONT GO OFFLINE LETS TALK FOR A BIT MORE - yeah you get it

---Can I be your friend?---

no - 0.000000001% chance, percentage can increase if it's an enemy of mine wanting to become a friend

yeah - normal

sure - good mood

of course! - pretty well

OMG YES BRO!11!1 - hyperenergetic

hmm.. - i'll think about it

ok - don't want to be plain so i'll make this 0.01%

yeah thats all

i was inspired by cj's and other's "guides on talking to them"