Sadistic holiday demons are nothing new. However, that burnt toast bread look of yours? Phew!

Your abilities are impressive, for sure. But if you're going to turn my minions against me, I'll be sure to put you down like cur!

So much time and effort just to get an uninspired doll. Any merchandise centered around Grunty would've been been enough for the hauls!

If Turbo-Man was your best, then it can only go down from there! Then again, individuals like you are far from rare!

I prefer the old you, Mr. Scrooge. Nowadays I can't tell if you're a moneylender or a despicable stooge!

It's almost as if you've been infected with a tumor. I'll be sure to avoid the ghosts of past, present and future!

This week's #FanArtFriday celebrates Mario!

Complete the quest and you'll get Coins!

Creating junk for all of the world's brats. Honestly, could there be a more miserable existence than that?

I can assure you that working with Grunty is far more pleasant. It's certainly better than spending your lifetime making Christmas presents!

Luigi's Mansion

Your title is exaggerated, for sure. The amount of failures on your resume is so long, I could give you a tour!

You couldn't compare to someone like me! If I had to give you a rating, it'd definitely be a three!

The bane of Christmas past, present and future. I gotta say, Krampus is one heck of a creature!

He may only appear on the 5th, but he can come to my lair anytime! I've got some business proposals he's guaranteed to find sublime!

Wasn't really motivated today. Just have this Mr.Virtual doodle.

I've heard of speech impediments, but yours make my ears want a permanent vacation! Getting a new voice should be your current hyperfixation!

I don't know how Swedes can tolerate you every Christmas! Every single one! It's like they have a sickness!