\\Begin transmission\\
"911, what's your emergency?"
"Hello?! My employee is d*ad on the ground!"
"Excuse me what? Calm down and tell us what's happening!"
"MY EMPLOYEEE IS D*AD ON THE GROUND."
"Could you tell us their name?"
"[REDACTED]"
"[___]'S GOT A ST*B WOUND AROUND HER NECK AND OTHER VITAL AREAS!"
"Where are you located?"
"[REDACTED]! HURRY! SHE STILL MIGHT BE ALIVE!"
"We are on our way. Hang tight. Stay on the line if you can."
(Panicked breathing)
"Get up! Get up!"
"Could we ask for your name?"
"[REDACTED]"
"Ok, [REDACTED], stay calm."
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STAY CALM WHEN THERE'S A D*AD CORPSE ON THE GROUND?"
"Just stay calm."
"Ok.. I'm just going to hang up and wait. (heavy breathing)"
\\End of transmission\\
\Maniac's random transmissions 😎\
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