This was a triumph

I’m making a note here

HUGE SUCCESS

It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction

Aperture Science

We do me must because we can

For the good of all of us

Expect the ones who are dead

But there’s no such crying over every mistake you just keep on trying till you run out of cake

And the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive

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I’m not even angry

I’m being so sincere right now

Even though you broke my heart and killed me

And tore me to pieces

And threw every piece

Into a fire

As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you

Now these points of data make a beautiful line

And were out of beta were realising on time

So i’m GLaD i got burned think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive

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Go ahead and leave me

I think I prefer to stay inside

Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you

Maybe Black Mesa

THAT WAS A JOKE HAHA FAT CHANCE

Anyway this cake is great

It’s so delicious and moist

Look at me still taking when theres science to do

When I look out there it makes me GLaD I’m not you

I’ve experiments to run, there is research to be done on the people who are still alive

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And believe me I am Still Alive

I’m doing science and I’m Still Alive

I feel fantastic and I’m Still Alive

While your dying I’ll be Still Alive

And when your dead I will be Still Alive

Still Alive

Still Alive

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• GLaDOS

• 10-08-07