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I prefer the old you, Mr. Scrooge. Nowadays I can't tell if you're a moneylender or a despicable stooge!
It's almost as if you've been infected with a tumor. I'll be sure to avoid the ghosts of past, present and future!
The bane of Christmas past, present and future. I gotta say, Krampus is one heck of a creature!
He may only appear on the 5th, but he can come to my lair anytime! I've got some business proposals he's guaranteed to find sublime!
That box may work on the queen, but on me? It won't sell! You're gonna have to try a little harder than that, Noelle!
If you need to be taught how to fight, then don't bother challenging me! You won't even last long enough to count to three!
The lovely wife of Saint Nicholas. By "lovely", I mean I'd prefer seeing her around less!
What do you even do at the North Pole? Bake cookies? I sincerely hope you accidentally slip in some coal!
Your family should have left you behind on purpose. Brats such as yourself deserve to be hit with a thousand curses!
Tricks and traps won't be enough to take me down. Any attempts you make simply make me frown!
Your title is exaggerated, for sure. The amount of failures on your resume is so long, I could give you a tour!
You couldn't compare to someone like me! If I had to give you a rating, it'd definitely be a three!
Wasn't really motivated today. Just have this Mr.Virtual doodle.
Sadistic holiday demons are nothing new. However, that burnt toast bread look of yours? Phew!
Your abilities are impressive, for sure. But if you're going to turn my minions against me, I'll be sure to put you down like cur!
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