Achievements menu actually looks like Zelda wtf

Wario was a great advertiser back then...

"I don't think he's gonna make it..."

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. i have become legal duck

"Oh god that looks bloody..."

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my face reveal

Reworked Underground Facility (WIP), coming soon. (maybe, it will be epico)

"Sir, are you doing okay?"